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Some quotes from the great and the good.
You can't be a real country
unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have
some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but
at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the
time.--Catherine Zandonella
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, if you were my
husband, I would poison your drink"
His reply "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "Sir, you're drunk!"
His reply "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be
sober and you will still be ugly."
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given
us stomachs. --David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep
Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history
of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also
a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
with pizza. --Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from
urine. --David Moulton
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of
beer; they just like to pee alot. --Capital Brewery,
Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the
world. --Kaiser Welhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to
make water, a vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean
Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest
Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on. --Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you
with beer. --Homer Simpson