Blinkin Ell
In a move to bring down car prices for the consumer,
The Motor Vehicle Manufactures Federation announced today,
car designers will no longer include indicators in future designs.
This announcement follows extensive research into consumer habits.
The consumer research showed that consumers couldn't be arsed to move their hands, indeed fingers,
a few inches to let those around them know what the hell they intend to do next. Lets face it, if everyone
indicated when they are supposed to, wouldn't driving be boring, and insurance companies would go out of business.
So think, not indicating is keeping thousands of blood sucking, insurance salesmen in their jobs.
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